Patrick Kane, Chicago Blackhawk Superstar, can not grow a playoff beard.  It is not that he’s unwilling, he was just not blessed with that particular gene…  I can relate.

So, instead of trying to grow a sorry Spencer Pratt flesh colored monstrosity, Kane did what any starry eyed hockey player should do: grew a play-off mulet instead.  Here’s a video showcasing said mullet.  Hats off to the details on the “business end” of the cut, keepin’ it high and tight.  :)